March 2012
i mean it’s not a “your dog just died” kind of depressing day but it is a… well… it’s a “two guys you refer to as ‘the spielberg cocksuckers’ have now become recurring characters in your life” kind of depressing day
Anyway I’m stuck doing a group project with two of the speilberg cocksuckers its been a really depressing day
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I actually have trouble telling the difference between things that are funny and things that are sad these days which is actually pretty funny itself… or maybe it’s sad
I have no friends and the ones I have don’t like me and now my computer screen only works a third of the time so I have a third of a friend I guess…
February 2012
Michael DeForge is one of the few guys I can think of right know who, every time I see his work, just seems to constantly get better and better. He makes it look so incredibly easy and simple that it can be aggravating at times when you remember that it isn’t.
pussytooth:
treefvkker:
pussytooth:
One time right after this guy came I laughed like Count Chocula & went “mmmyes give me your essence mwahahaha” in a fake Transylvannian vaguely Russian accent but sex with me isn’t always a horrifying joke
In my opinion, occasional humor during sex makes everything so much more comfortable. Incorporate a Cookie Monster impersonation next time...
I’m not entirely sure how to explain the feeling of watching a girl attempt to sprint to class wearing 2 inch heels
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When I eat I will ocassionally use my tongue to pull things into my mouth as if I were a frog. Sometimes I will do it and imagine I actually am a frog and the urge to make ribbiting sounds is enormous
socially inappropriate fist bumps are pretty great though
fist bumps are ridiculous
qwyx asked: swamb the interweb with this q-tip... there's semen!
“oh my god they hacked the internet get the fire walls!”
– ncis/csi/and stuff
Watchwatch this
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burritomuncher asked: Satan, Dr Phil, Eddie Murphy.
burritomuncher asked: Paula Dean, Mitt Romney, Larry king.
weaveittome asked: me kevin jonas me
Anonymous asked: paula poundstone, shego and countess bathory
anarcho-drew-deactivated2012042 asked: GG Allin, Newt Gingrich, and Gene Simmons
Anonymous asked: the vagina from teeth, lindsay lohan and rupaul
Anonymous asked: Joseph Stalin, Adolf Hitler, Meryl Streep
Anonymous asked: hermione, amber rose and a soft cucumber
Anonymous asked: anne frank, bjork and a soft cucumber
REBLOG IF YOU WANT A ‘FUCK, MARRY, GET DRUNK WITH'...
i want to do this
my recollection of harry potter is even worse though that one is sort of like “bla bla wizard fight bla bla bad wizards sky football grumpy headmaster gandalf”
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bilbo baggins just wanted to chill dude but everyone was like “hey bilbo go on this journey for some reason i can not remember, the plot of the hobbit is not very memorable, but there is a dragon” and then bilbo was like “fine okay this quest i can not remember is worth it for the dragon”
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I was driving behind a license plate that read “MOM 2004” and was framed by “proud mother. live well, love much, laugh often”
wear black nail polish and black lip stick and boom i am in love with you it’s just that easy
“welcome to hot dude town population: me” *accidentally steps on his dick because it is too big*
a lot of former odd future fans can be amusing though because they get violently angry whenever anything odd future related is brought up and they will insist over and over again that “they never really liked them”
they’re kind of like holocaust deniers
i think we’re all at the point where we can openly acknowledge that odd future was a nationwide mistake.
i have to live with the fact that my blog sucks i have to live with this knowledge every day of my life and it isn’t easy 4 me okay?!?!
“bluuuuuuuuuuuhhbuhhhwwhut?”
– me any time before 1 p.m. or mostly just any time really
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