January 2012
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December 2011
write my headstone in jokerman font
My year in bullets:
spent most of the early part of the year drunk and having a mostly good time.
spend a good portion of the middle drunk and/or in a pool and inexplicably depressed
began creating artwork for some local bands and learned a lot about working with “clients”
discovered an affinity for drawing sleazy porn
overall, produced the best work of my life artistically as well as being more...
being in a house of 40+ drunk people makes you feel drunk even if you aren’t
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“Our cartoon blog is fully dedicated to the Shrek porn! Only here you will see...”
– shrekporn.net
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metalcore is the guy fieri of musical genres
i make fun of everything because i don’t really like myself deep down :’( #confessions #deep
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the economy is made of small turtles which we exchange for even smaller turtles made of rubies
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urban outfitters stocks their stores by robbing dorm rooms then they sell it back to the white people and then they steal it back and the cycle keeps going that’s how the economy works
a house made entirely out of haphazardly composed whopper jrs
a research paper in which the listed sources are “books. science.”
I hope they play “Informer” by Snow as my casket is lowered into the ground
“Informer” by Snow is my favorite song
man, i used to stick my penis inside of everything when i was 10 years old. like, if it was any sort of vaguely holeish thing and it was in my house then my dick at least attempted to enter it at one point.
“Even though this Pharmaceutical Company is, for some reason, only looking for...”
– from Matt Fowler’s zero out of ten review for “Work It” (generally, as a rule, ign is pretty damned awful but I usually find this guy to be one of the more competent reviewers)
knock knock
who's there?
tumblr fame
oh yeah i’m allergic to cats and i suck at smoking weed i’ll never be tumblr famous
I ate pizza for dinner tonight am I tumblr famous now?
hey guys lets start an a capella danzig cover band
“Yeah, I guess you could say I’m something of a ladies man” he said to himself, emptying the entire can of whipped cream into his throat.
trying to eat lunch and my mom is crying while watching an episode of “extreme makeover home edition”
george lucas is living inside of me sometimes i’ll put a wafer in his gullet to stop his fussing
my blog looks super good rite now wat can i say i post lots a pretty pictures (─‿‿─) <3
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snuffboxisdead reblogged your photo
TIREHAUS WHAT KIIND OF NIGHTMARE IS HAPPENING ON YOUR TUMBLR RIGHT NOW
google image search:
what is a friend?
big funny hat
cool friend place
