i stole everyones emo records and put them in the trash burned them with the fire not so brand new now huh good luck playin american footbal*ace of spades plauys*
nightlifemingus: ‘actually, you CAN be racist to white people,’ says richard dawkins smugly—his default mode of delivery. ‘in fact, why don’t we check the dictionary, shall we, hmm?’ *he rifles through the pages* ‘ah, yes, R for “racism,” let’s see… UGWAHH??!??’ [camera zooms in the entry for ‘racism’ in the dictionary: it reads ‘your gay’]
You know Barack, Barack Obama… wasn’t he the first to say “hate the game, not...– (via pukequeen)
fucked up thats its legal to live in a box full of things
i like gang bang porn because there are always lots of dudes that look like your uncle or maybe his neighbor and they have really weird dicks like a featherless birds head and neck stretching out and screeching for food or a parasitic worm you saw on the internet once that you can’t remember the name of
nerd says “i was the first to like batman it was me i bought all trading cards!” and stomps all other nerd to death stomps theie heads until they look like a mashed up can of beans that has been poured out of the can and mashed he is the great true nerd other nercd: stupid spiderman lover (spiderman very shit)
That’s what put me over, that was when I finally started to embrace the things I...– Benjamin Marra. After my mini-breakdown yesterday in regards to my art this was a friendly reminder. I’d heartily recommend checking out the whole interview. (via tirehaus)
the best thing about hentai is that its guilt free i am bustin a nut and there is no shame its like jerkin off to a imaginary friend or a movie you made up in your head except its sexy cartoons on your tv getting fucked in the pussy and butt and mouth sometimes by monsters, aliens, or robots (cool)
yeah i ordered a hentai dvd with this gift card
i need to force myself to get over my weird anxiety about going to the post office and send out these shirts people bought off of me. i can NOT keep postponing doing this. i am sorry, everyone. also, sorry to the thewardress for repeatedly not sending you that drawing.
See what your followers think of you.
BLACK = I would date you.
GREEN = I think you’re cute.
BLUE = You are my tumblr crush.
GREY = I wish you would notice me.
PURPLE = I don’t talk to you but I really love your blog.
TEAL = We have a lot in common.
YELLOW = FUCK ME.
ORANGE = I don’t like your blog.
BROWN = I don’t like you.
PINK = I think you are unattractive.
RED = I love you with a burning passion.
WHITE = MARRY ME.
Stop thinking about art works as objects, and start thinking about them as...– Brian Eno (via jessiethatcher) I could reblog/post this every day as a constant reminder. (via notational) And I’m sticking it up here for people who define the “good” in Make good art in ways that I definitely didn’t intend… (via neil-gaiman)
Dog’s Life for the PS2 is an open world game where you play as a dog. There is a poop button and buttons for pee right/pee left. You can pick up your poop with your mouth and throw it things.
i need more games about/starring dogs
Call of Duty: Battle Dog actually sounds like a game i’d play. Get rid of all the soldiers. Keep the dog. Replace all hackneyed speeches about the glory of the soldier and blah blah with barking. I would play.
“We’re excited to announce the Xbox One. You want games? We got a kinect thats like the old kinect but it might work better. We got… skype. Our controller looks weirder and less comfortable. You want games? Well, the guys that made that great Alan Wake game you didnt play have a new one but we arent gonna really tell you anything about that so here is a bunch of stuff about...
pet sounds is a good soundtrack for isolation
i briefly hallucinated that the king crimson facebook page was posting about a cool gun
image search for “don cheadle glamour” brings lots of links to perez hilton dot com
please follow this great blog don cheadle things tumblr dot com it was made by me and bo (necromancer katana x)
if i could change in to any animal it would be the tallest animal: girraffe i could reach all of pooh bears honey and share it with him
damn you look like a guy who doesnt even know about branding opportunities