February 2012
come over maybe we’ll get drunk and listen to bruce springsteen and shout along to the entire “born to run” album even though we only know like half of the words
The interesting thing though is that me being sad all the time is what generally causes me to find humor in things so if i wasn’t sad all the time i probably wouldn’t be happy at all which makes absolutely no sense
my life is sort of like that, i guess. i start off sad and then i get progressively more sad due to things that make me sad (which is everything) happening and then something will happen and i will get less sad and i will say to myself “oh. okay. so i’m happy now” and then this repeats forever and then i die
i mean i was already very sad but now i am even more very sad
i was going to watch “peep show” but then i remembered i finished all the episodes a couple of weeks ago and now i am very very sad
i deleted all of the venn diagrams since i decided they were stupid but i kept the old dogs/wild hogs one because i like it okay?
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the bathrobe is a sentient entity
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qwyx replied to your post: someone covered up my mini-mural of doodles…
qwyx puts things in perspective
someone covered up my mini-mural of doodles (featuring multiple butts and dick-noses) at the local “punk club” by writing the word “HOPE” over it in an “edgy” font. punk really is dead, you guys.
when someone (in this case: a white person) says they don’t like [insert non-white actor here] it is fun to call them a racist and watch their reaction unfold
certain things are universal. most remotes. being sad all of the time.
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existing is hard, man
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oops i just did that thing where i remembered what planet i live on and the things that are happening and now i want to vomit and cry and hide under my blankets or somethings
One of my favorite things is when people sort of tilt their heads back and adopt a snooty tone and say things like “I don’t really get art” or “I don’t like to think when i’m watching a movie” or “Uh I don’t read”
Remember last year when I tried to have a “oscars drinking party” and i even made a big list of rules for the drinking game and everyone said they would come but at last minute everyone bailed and then i had no liquor and i ended up watching the oscars sober and alone and hating it intensely?
a text post giving you my opinion on a batman movie from 1989 the relevance of my blog has reached a new height
Watched the ‘89 “Batman” movie with my family tonight for the first time in nearly a decade. It’s not a good movie by any stretch of the imagination but it’s effective as a pop-artifact. Nicholson being an absolute ham is entertaining though and it’s difficult not to fall for Michael Keaton’s weirdo charm (even if he’s not really playing Bruce Wayne...
stuffed my throat hole with greasy foodwads now i am going to eat candy and take a nap at 7 p.m. what can i say i live a charmed life
I want to have sax with you wait what?
pussytooth:
bestinlife replied to your post: I guess maybe I’m emotionally stunted or have…
NOPE STILL IN THAT MENTAL STATE AND I WILL PROBABLY ALWAYS BE THERE. whenever anyone comes over to my house (which isn’t very often since i am lonely bla bla) i will meticulously select proper background music to have playing before they come in
ME TOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
I don’t think I’ll ever stop
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the autocorrect in my phone replaces “kawaii” with “lawsuit”
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Watchqwyx:
done, dead, resurrected.
i very sincerely can’t handle this right now
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which i suppose is an upgrade considering my general saturday activities this time last year were essentially working at a bowling alley and/or having a hangover
it’s a saturday so i will do what i always do on saturdays: catch up on schoolwork/sulk
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I’m mostly attracted to girls that are actually demons sent from hell that is usually my type
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who wants to come over and watch Lethal Weapon 2?
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i had this bizzare dream last night that i went to this comic book shop in some small town and as i walked in i noticed that it was Dan Clowes who was running the shop, which excited me. I thought that the shop would be really incredible and filled with all sorts of weird old comics and stuff but, as i looked around, I noticed that wasn’t the case. It was pretty much like every other comic...
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am i a fully digital human yet?
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New band
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I pictured a theme park that lazy parents drag their unhappy children to
it’s called “Apology World”
not that funny
but kind of a good band name, I just want something with the word “Apology” in it.
yesterday i suggested starting a band called “planet apology”
people whose thing that they mostly do is playing online military themed shooting games are usually big idiots that is like a rule okay